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Dec 21
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Wishing you a Merry Christmas …

Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 in an honest lie

Hello all of our dear Friends and Fans. We wanted to take this moment to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. there is still time to get some last minute Christmas shopping done. Why not do it with us? Shop Here!

An Honest Lie Volume 2: Delusions of Insignificance

An Honest Lie Volume 2: Delusions of Insignificance

We are looking forward to the new year and reading something from all of you. Remember that we are accepting submissions for An Honest Lie Volume 3. This years prompt is Justifyable Hypocrisy Please check out our submission guidelines.

Finally, enjoy your end of year celebrations in a safe, sane and consensual manner. Have the time of your life, just try to avoid winding up doing a lifetime. And if ya got ‘em smoke ‘em because they may make them illegal next year.

Peace and good will towards all of you.1163812923Ex0bF6

Dec 10
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The Next Great …

Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 in Jr. Editor Blog

We all want to be the one. Some where deep in our hearts, no matter how altruistic we might feel our works,

Nobel Prize Baby!

Nobel Prize Baby!

might be, we all truly want to write something special. When we wax poetic in prose, and smile that huge self satisfied smile while reading it aloud, we are thinking one thing and one thing only, “This is the greatest thing I’ve ever written. Others should read this and love it as much as I do.”

Maybe it is just me. Maybe I am the lone dreamer left out there in the crowded literary landscape, one lone wolf among millions of trudging, do it for the dollar, dime store hacks. But, I doubt it. I have had the privilege of working with some stand out talent recently and I can not afford to be so self centered that I believe I am the only one writing for the bloody recognition. I want two things personally, a Nobel Prize for Literature and a Doctorate. And, the truth be told, I will trade the Doctorate for the Nobel Prize in a spittin’ second. I don’t know about you my dear Friends and Fans but I want to write a classic, or a “next great”, or a best seller. I want my literary prowess to be known far and wide and I know you do too.
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Well, with that high handed idea in mind, and because I am such a nice guy, and such a busy Jr. Editor, I will step out and give you some more of my patented, “How to get published with Open Heart Publishing” tricks and tips. Last time we discussed this I gave you three steps on how to win us over. Now I am going to give you a few ways to jump from the short list to the finals.

My FIRST Word of Advice: Take the recommended changes to under careful consideration. Nothing worse than putting your creative foot down and finding yourself excluded entirely from the final published few. There are, believe it or not, some very good reasons for the suggestions your editors make. I used to have the defensive stance when it came to my work and, I can promise you, it wasn’t until after I gave a little that I started to gain a lot.

My SECOND Word of Advice: Show interest in your works success. I mean, come on, this one should go without saying. It’s your work and I know you are proud to see it in print. Don’t settle for being published. I know you want people to read your work and the work of the brilliant writers that made the cut along side you.Share your success. Take interest in the contest and work hard to be the winner of the coveted Open Heart Publishing book deal. The competition is stiff and I can tell you, the only way to win is to keep pressing forward.

My FINAL Word of Advice: Relax. Seriously, this may not be the first story you’ve had published and if it is the first it won’t be the last. Take this opportunity as a chance to learn how the be a better writer. Use it as an opportunity to hone your craft and pad your resume. Use this opportunity to grow your brand and get your name out there. And have some fun with it. Take the chance, do the work and prosper.

I want to be the “Next Great” and I know you do too. Don’t hesitate any longer. Send us your stories and let us see your talent. But Please, follow the Guidelines. Until next time.
Merry Christmas.

Dec 3
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Remember us?

Posted on Friday, December 3, 2010 in an honest lie

ahlv2_cover-204x300Hello friends and fans. There are some great things going on and some great things coming up soon for us. With the Holidays coming up we wanted to take a quick moment to remind you what we have available for you on our book shelves. An Honest Lie Volume 1: Encouraging the Delinquency of Your Inner Child and AHL Volume 2: Delusions of Insignificance of course are available. But don’t forget our great children’s book A Childress Book of Necromancy and our book written for children by the Jr. Church of the Center for Spiritual Living Dallas called The Cave of Colors. And last, but not least, our newest addition All Along the Pacific written by C.B. Calsing. It was released on December 2nd so get yours first! You can find all of them in our shop.
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We are currently also accepting submissions for An Honest Lie Volume 3: Justifiable Hypocrisy. We’ve been receiving a great many fantastic submissions so many we’ve brought in extra help. But, with the extra eyes we could stand to receive a great many more. Come on writers get on board. We’re looking for …

… the ironies in life

… the serendipity of it all

… the epitome of adventure

… the power of imperviousness

… the pull of naivety

… the view from a different angle

… the mix of mood, moment, and movement

… the wretched truth

… a clever lie

… the humor inside

… the mockery of it all

We’re looking for the perspective. The subject is up to you. You can find our submission guidelines here. We are looking forward to reading your work. Submit Here.

Nov 14

A Secret

Posted on Sunday, November 14, 2010 in Jr. Editor Blog

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Okay. I am probably going to get fired for this blog Buuuut … here we go. I am going to give away the secret to bribing your faithful Jr. Editor into fighting for your story. Yes, yes, please, hold your applause and questions until the end please. Thank you.

Ahhem … In three easy steps you are going to come one complete third closer to becoming published. Again I do this fo you at the peril of my position at Open Heart Publishing. Appreciate this effort to get you published and … well …

Step number one:numberone-1

Follow the submission guidelines. They are very simple and easily found here.

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Please have something of a viable story. I know this might sound like I am just blowing my Jr. Editor horn here, but no, really if you haven’t followed step number one, and then you send your absolute first draft on top of it; well, son, the chances of your piece being accepted by us become next to impossible.

images (1)And we, here at OHP bring you the infamous 3!:
If you want our vote, the one thing you can do is personalize your self. I’m not saying beg and grovel. That will just break my heart and MAKE ME HATE YOU! Ummm … sorry. however,

If you, dear submitter, humanize your self to us, and do it convincingly I will become Amateur Sucker Editor Extraordinaire. i will fight for you until the end.

There is, after I consider it, an adendum to this that I must, in good conscience, make you aware of. You will have to follow my blog’s my stuff and buy my stuff. Peace I am Your

Jr. Editor!
Davin Kimble

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